The Weiner man goes down

It is a sad night for Jay Leno and David Letterman because Anthony[ big boy] Weiner has been forced to resign. Today in a news conference the weiner man announced his resignation from the House of Representatives. The pressure was on the big boy to go so among loud hecklers he apologized to his wife, coworkers and the people who put him in office. It is a sad day when one of our elected officials has to go out this way. We wish Mr. and Mrs. Weiner the best and hope that the big boy can get his problem under control. For some reason I don't think we have seen the last of the weinerman I am sure he will pop up somewhere sooner or later. So in saying farewell I can only say hang in there weinerboy you can only go up.

Weiner Gram!

Breaking news it has been reported that Anthony[ big boy ]Weiner is at it again. He is said to have sent a Weiner gram to porn star Ginger Lee. Miss Lee says there were no nude photos sent to her and she did not send any to Weiner. She did however report that when she informed representative Weiner that this story would be reported in the press he instructed her to lie about it. We are now in a state of resignation watch. Ms. Weiner returned home yesterday to help the big boy make a decision as whether to stay or go I would have love to be a fly on the wall in this room. I can imagine her first words would be oh my God.

Martha McCallum of Fox New said it best" the walls are closing in on Anthony Weiner". I believe this to be true I wonder if he will make it to the end of the week. I will leave you with this thought if big boy has to hand in his resignation there is life after politics he could probably get his own reality show called Weiner world. Have a nice day.

Weiner Update

This is an update on the Weinergate scandal. Some new facts have come to light in Weinergate. It has been reported that Congressman Anthony Weiner has about 200 young women on his twitter account mostly college girls between the ages of 21 to 25. Apparently, a lewd photo from the Weiner account was sent out on Friday to one of these young women.It seems to be a photo of Congressman Weiner but this cannot be confirmed. Mr. Weiner would not say yes or no when ask my reporters if this was he. He is standing by the story that his account was hacked. It is going to get hotter then a weiner cooking on a grill in the next few days for the congressman. He may want to jump on the Oscar Meyer weinermobile and get out of town for a few days. I understand that the congressman was recently married to a young woman about the age of 21 I really hope that his story is true as it would be very sad for his wife if not. That would be very unfair to her. In closing, I wish the congressman well and for God sakes close that twitter account.